SUBTLE REVENGEI bought this at a car boot
So slinky, posh and bright
It only cost me fifty P,
I fell for it at sight
With them fingers long and tall,
Looks a right treat on me mantle,
Underneath my Albert’s photo
Hanging up there on the wall.
The cow! She fleeced ‘im rotten,
His bit of stuff ‘ad ‘ands like that,
He didn’t think I knew of ‘er,
But no, I’ve not forgotten.